Nat, my just turned five year old has suddenly turned into a little comedian. Or so he thinks! Judge for yourselves!
"When I burp it tastes horrible because these are really spicy ". He was eating fruit pastilles!
Q:" What do you call a one legged donkey?"
A:" A wonky - donkey!"
Like that one!
Q:"What do you call a poohing kangaroo?"
A:" A poohing kangaroo"
This one's doing the rounds in Reception class at the moment. Bless!