These have been collected over the years :
"Mummy I've got two woodlife in here " . Ben aged four.
"Benjy says I can go to his party as a dinosaur mummy, but I want to go as me". Lauren aged three.
" I've got budgies in my hair " (midges). Lauren aged three.
"Do you think the rabbits have laid any more babies ". Lauren aged three.
"I'll be quiet as a busy bee". Lauren aged three.
Nat says he makes "stuff 'n' frogs" out of his playdoh. Aged two.
"Poo - poo - potamus". Nat, aged two.
"I love you mices to pieces mum". Nat aged two.
Nat has lots of plastic frogs and takes them everywhere with him. He's named them dead mum, dead dad, and Freddie Helen!
Ben trying to get to sleep aged five, I suggested he counts tigers (he's animal mad). "Mummy I can't get to sleep tonight, I can't find the right channel with animals on it in my head".
Ben making friends, whilst carrying a bucket on the beach in Majorca " Hi, I've got crabs". What a chat up line!
"Hairy bulls " (highland cows). Ben aged four.
Ben aged two and a half found a dead crab on the beach in Cornwall. "We need to call the police daddy!".